Fame

(...first lines of post to be read to the melody of Irene Cara's "Fame") KARL! He went to his kinder-gar-den, to achieve his dream of dance ... KARL! didn't matter to him that it rained and they had to dance - in the gym. KARL!.... well, alright, if you adorn the kids like this, you're asking for cheesy 80s references. It was the early summerfest at Karl's kindergarten and due to the rain the elaborate dance performance hat to be cut in half. There were four circles of color-coordinated kids doing choreographed ring-around-the rosies. Karl had to wear yellow, but since he refused to wear the new and rather benign Australian Wildlife t-shirt Fred bought him just for this occasion, he ended up sporting this Ed-Hardyesque pirate logo amongst all the animal and sport themed fellow danceers. Well, afterwards, Karl and his buddy Ludwig proved they are truly worthy of this braggy message on Karl's shirt, instilling shock an awe in their compatriots with some IEDs of their own making (IED as in Improvised Educational Devices).